From the comments

Jim got me good:

i guess you know more about which drugs work best for tennis players.

The dreaded GRE

Like Mike, I finished my GRE recently (earlier today) and I feel great about it. I can now look forward to the rest of a long and detailed application process!

I think Jim got his stories confused

Say what you like about Agassi, but crystal meth is definitely NOT a performance enhancing drug.

Another reason to hate the Winter Olympics

LOST will take a 2-week break.

Adventures in English

"I'm not a big sweater." - Hilary Swank

Googlefail

I hope those aren't important books they're destroying with latex gloves.

Funny how that works

I finish a project that's been hanging over my head for almost a month, and like magic, blog posts start appearing out of nowhere.

Today in Covetousness

Apple refresh. I want them all.

Eh, whatever

Clearly the person putting that sign up had a sense of humor. So I don't see how that really belongs on the failblog.

Who wants a Google Voice invitation?

I've got three. First come, first served.

All I do is post YouTube videos

And you eat it up

Coming out of hibernation to remind you

That Glenn Beck is crazy.

I warned you, Nick

Heroes will never be good, because Heroes is an awful television show, written by people with no sense of continuity and no vision. It is the exact opposite of LOST.

This is fantastic

Things Overheard in Burleson

Kid: Mom, I wanna do this, and read this book, and go here, and...
Mom: (whispering) Shh. Whisper.
Kid: (whispering now) whhhhy?
Mom: (still whispering) 'Cause you're in a library.

I found an antique chair in my attic!

You won't believe it. I looked it up, and apparently, it's worth $900!! Can you believe that? A chair!

Of course, I'm of two minds on the situation. I suppose it's nice that I'll have an extra $900 for a chair. On the other hand, it's just a chair! It's not REALLY worth $900. The people who value it that much are kinda stupid. In fact, I don't even know if the chair's ever been sat on. I don't think I'm gonna sell it. I'll probably just burn it for firewood.

[Ezra's idea]

Had to turn on my heater today

It's getting cold in Dallas.

I want to help this guy out

He has some questions about LOST.

Please let them have fixed the scroll ball

New bluetooth mouse and keyboard from Apple.

[Via DF]

Fish are messed up, man

I would NOT want to see any of these fish in person. Ever.

Analogies

Envy : Envious : : Jelly : Jealous